in the form of quotations with the usual apologies…

“The difference between a (Bangladeshi) politician and a (Bangladeshi) pickpocket is that a pickpocket doesn’t always get indignant when you tell him to keep his hands to himself.” (Joseph Sobran)

“Looking for an honest (bangladeshi) politician is like looking for an ethical burglar.” (H L Mencken)

“When politics is used to allocate resources, the resources all end up being allocated to politics.” (P J O’Rourke)

“God has no role to play in politics except to make sure politicians go where they belong. To hell.” (P J O’Rourke)

“No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the (Bangladeshi) Legislature is in session.” (Judge Gideon J Tucker).

“Experience to a politician is like experience to a prostitute — not much to recommend them.” (Charley Reese)